Football player pops out of his shorts during televised event (NSFW VIDEO)
US college football player Chris Jones is now world famous for all the wrong reasons after a wardrobe malfunction caused his junk to pop out of his running trunks during a nationally-televised event.
As Jones reached the 40-yard dash finish line, his spandex shorts tried to give him an extra few inches of advantage by letting his third leg out for everyone to see.
He then appears to either trip over it, fall down to cover his shame, or have an intimate moment with the field, but not before an unfortunate camera angle confirmed he’s 'a shower, not a grower'.
The defensive lineman's ego seems to be the only thing that got bruised, thankfully, as the ballsy Jones walked it off after doing what we'll call the 'Buffalo Bill tuck'.
Rumor is that Chris Jones took a performance enhancing drug for his 40 - mycoxafloppin.
— Hugh Freeze (@Couchhughfreeze) February 28, 2016
I'll have to call and counsel him more.
The costume cock-up drew unwanted attention to the Mississippi State player as the internet reveled in its pun-tential.
This gives new meaning to "falling all over yourself" DAMN! #CHRISJONES#NFLCOMBINEhttps://t.co/Sk1VQvZc7b
— Ron Big Rig Michaels (@bigrig98rock) February 29, 2016
This gives new meaning to "falling all over yourself" DAMN! #CHRISJONES#NFLCOMBINEhttps://t.co/Sk1VQvZc7b
— Ron Big Rig Michaels (@bigrig98rock) February 29, 2016
watching them run in tights, u imagine their meat popping out n then boom it actually happens live. Thank you @UnderArmour and #chrisjones
— Erica Diggs (@DiggsandCo) February 29, 2016
NFL commentator Rich Eisen summed it nicely, saying that when defensive linemen fall, they “fall long and hard.”
#Chrisjones
— Emmanuel Zidor (@JZidorMusic) February 29, 2016
Got meat
U know 1 is super well hung when he trips over his own #PENIS DAMN I AM JEALOUS #PENISENVY TO THE MAX ! #ChrisJoneshttps://t.co/wnxp7qNUfg
— Kirk (@KirkInMontreal) February 29, 2016
The NFL combine is a week-long event where the best college football players compete in front of NFL coaches and scouts in the hope of making the upcoming draft.
Jones shows promise for the draft, so we hope this slip up doesn’t see him get shafted.
@Bighugh53 I say he cheated! He's used 3 legs unfair advantage. #chrisjones
— Jim Alexander (@jimmyd2291) February 29, 2016