‘Can’t get it up (to orbit) lol’: Musk trolls Bezos (& his blue balls) as Blue Origin protests NASA moon contract award to SpaceX
With Jeff Bezos’ aerospace firm challenging NASA’s decision to hand a high-dollar moon lander contract to SpaceX, Elon Musk has mocked the Amazon kingpin, joking in a trollish tweet that he can’t “get it up” – to orbit, of course.
The SpaceX CEO took to Twitter on Monday night with a swipe at Bezos, responding to a New York Times report that his aerospace company Blue Origin had filed a complaint with NASA after the space agency awarded a $2.9 billion contract to construct a moon lander to Musk’s outfit.
“Can’t get it up (to orbit) lol,” Musk wrote suggestively, following up with an even more risque post refashioning Blue Origin’s name to “Blue Balls” with some crude Photoshop work.
Within hours, the first tweet racked up tens of thousands of likes, as netizens joined in with mockery along a similar theme – one referring to Amazon’s “spheres,” or geodesic dome-like structures the company constructed at its Seattle headquarters.
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Others offered more serious commentary on the battle for the NASA contract, with many arguing SpaceX and its craft, Starship, was a better fit for the moon lander project.
“Yes NASA is taking a chance with SpaceX and starship. But wouldn’t NASA be taking a larger risk with [Blue Origin] that has yet to launch any orbital class rocket?” asked one observer.Also on rt.com Musk to the Moon! SpaceX gets NASA contract to develop & build Artemis lunar lander
In Blue Origin’s complaint to NASA, filed earlier on Monday, the company argued the space agency made flawed evaluations of the two companies’ bids, saying it misjudged the perks of its own proposal and ignored steep technical challenges SpaceX is likely to face.
“It’s really atypical for NASA to make these kinds of errors,” Bob Smith, Blue Origin’s chief executive, told the Times. “They’re generally quite good at acquisition, especially its flagship missions like returning America to the surface of the Moon. We felt that these errors needed to be addressed and remedied.”
Another company vying for the contract, Dynetics, also challenged NASA’s decision, which it announced earlier this month, declaring SpaceX the sole winner of the bid war despite initially saying it could choose up to two companies.
NASA originally selected lunar lander designs from the three firms last year, with Blue Origin putting forward a proposal developed alongside weapons contractors Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman, as well as the Draper research lab. SpaceX’s Starship, which it started developing for voyages to Mars and feature reusable lift vehicles, ultimately won out.Also on rt.com ‘A bunch of people will probably die,’ Musk says of future Mars tourism, ‘but it’s a glorious adventure’
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