In this episode of Moscow Mules, we celebrate the long-awaited departure of Lady Lindsey, whose absence may make the world look like a peaceful paradise. We also check in on Europe’s peak military preparation, which currently consists of out-of-sync dancing Frenchmen and Austrians asking if they can fight World War III entirely on social media. From Ukrainian recruiters playing extreme hide-and-seek to Justin Trudeau auditioning for a new career as a background dancer in his girlfriend’s videos, global politics has officially dissolved into a low-budget circus. Tune in.