#FakePoos: Aussies fume after Victoria’s premier concedes ‘Covid in wastewater’ used to justify statewide lockdown never existed
Australians are airing their grievances with Victoria Premier Dan Andrews after he admitted he cited non-existent coronavirus-tainted sewage in his decision to lock down the state.
Andrews announced a seven-day statewide shut down on August 5 in response to the “wastewater detection” of Covid-19 in Wangaratta, a rural city about 236km (147 miles) from Melbourne. The discovery creates the “potential that regional Victorians have been exposed to Covid-19,” Andrews explained. The decision to widen restrictions to include the whole state was designed to “keep regional Victoria safe,” the premier added.
The order means that, apart from emergencies and grocery shopping, Victoria’s citizens are required to remain at home. Public gatherings are prohibited, with people only able to meet one person in their social circle. Educational institutions will also revert to online teaching.
But the reasoning behind the draconian statewide decree was soon rubbished by local officials. Andrews initially claimed the sewage test had “pinged” positive, then went negative before turning positive again. According to local media reports, his explanation didn’t hold water. Less than 24 hours later, Wangaratta mayor Dean Rees challenged the premier’s chain of events. There had been several successive tests returning negative results following one positive detection on July 30, regional health officials confirmed.
Australians soon began to vent on social media about Andrews’ debunked coronavirus sewage. By Friday afternoon, “#FakePoos” was trending, with countless tweets calling out the premier for locking up the entire state on specious grounds.
I shit you not 💩#FakePoospic.twitter.com/M91Kdq2cZS— TormentedMeatSack (@SoulinaMeatSack) August 6, 2021
You're in trouble now, #DictatorDanYour justification of #lockdown6 for regional Victoria is built on a foundation of #FakePooshttps://t.co/5PW5OaEPi9— PoliBard (@PoliBard) August 6, 2021
#FakePoos in there somewhere 🌹 https://t.co/U50VAH0mVb— Scott G 🇦🇺 (@BuggaThe) August 6, 2021
So the state government smears Wangaratta as a Covid hotspot, gets it wrong, then refuses to apologise. That’s rotten form. https://t.co/s0dk6TICU7— Matthew Guy MP (@MatthewGuyMP) August 6, 2021
The uproar eventually forced Andrews to admit his reasoning stank.
“We apologize. We try to get the best information out as quickly as we can. Nothing is perfect and no one has ever pretended that it is,” he said on Saturday. However, the premier stressed that the non-existent Covid wastewater in Wangaratta was “not the only reason why people are locked down across the state.”
.@DanielAndrewsMP on the Wangaratta wastewater issue: "We apologise" and "nothing's perfect". @bordermail— David Johnston (@david_johnston5) August 7, 2021
Despite Andrews’ insistence the lockdown was still necessary, Australians continue to argue that the current data doesn’t justify such severe blanket restrictions.
I repeat, there is NO CASES OR EXPOSURE SITES IN REGIONAL VIC, why is 1.6 million people in lockdown? Except for the fact that chairman Dan could not handle having Melbourne and regional vic separate #sackdanandrews#sackbrettsutton@heidimur@NickMcCallum7pic.twitter.com/j1jreuJphK— Zachary Sirg (@zaccy1996) August 8, 2021
Hi @VicGovDH Any chance we could squeeze a #FakePoos count on this jpg somewhere? Thanks. https://t.co/mwD8X7AOGW— PoliBard (@PoliBard) August 8, 2021
According to media reports, the lockdown is set to be extended. Judging by ongoing Twitter activity, this could mean more #FakePoos directed at Andrews, with some Aussies expressing the hope that the cheeky hashtag will take off across the country.
Dan Andrews must have received more #FakePoos testing results yesterday. Don’t bother phoning a friend, they can’t help, just Lock it in Victoria. #auspolpic.twitter.com/MvWxnfR7BF— LT - 🇳🇿 (@LaborIsTrash) August 7, 2021
How long till #FakePoos starts turning up all over the country? https://t.co/BpRfWmAl9R— Proudaussie (@Proudaussie5) August 8, 2021
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